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The Frantic Phone Call!
A man spoke frantically into the phone: "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the emergency operator asked.
"No, you idiot!" the man shouted. "This is her husband!"
- The Joker