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4JokesADay Blonde Jokes!
A Cat, a dog, and a Potato!
There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunet running from the cops. They hid in some potato sacks in a barn. The cop goes to check the sacks out.
Kicks the first one and the brunet says,"Meow." then the second one, the redhead says,"Woof, Woof." then the third one, the blonde says,"Potato!".
2 2007-08-31
The Firetruck
The blonde woke up to find her house on fire...she dialed 911 and said "come quick my house is on fire"...the 911 operator said "how do we get there?"...the blonde said "on the red fire truck, duh...."
2 2007-08-31
White-Out!
New father-in-law to his blonde daughter-in-law...Honey I was going to give you a new computer as a wedding present .... Why didn't you .... I hired a new blonde secretary and she couldn't get the "White Out" off of the screen .... What's "White Out"?
2 2007-08-31
The Bridge
Three blonde women stand in front of a wide river and thinking of how they could get to the other side. Suddenly a ghost appears to them and says each of them has one wish. So the first one says, I wanna be a hundred times as smart as I am now. Then she cuts a tree and rows over the river. The second looks at that and says, I wanna be one thousand times as smart as I am now. Then suddenly she jumps to the next group of trees, cuts them all and builds a boat. Then she sails over the river. The third one says, "Fine. I wanna be a million times as smart as I am now." She looks up, sees the bridge, and walks to the other side
2 2007-08-31
A Smart Blonde!
Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, a dumb blonde and a smart blondes are walking down the street when they spot a $100.00 bill. Who picks it up? .... The dumb blonde because there is no such thing as Santa Claus, the tooth fairy or a smart blonde.
2 2007-08-31
Dumber!
There were three women walking across the beach, there was a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde and they found a magic lamp. So they rubbed it and of course a genie came out. The genie said" I''ll grant you each 1 wish. The brunette said "I wish to be prettier." The genie said "POOF your prettier." The redhead said "I wish to be smarter "The genie said "POOF your smarter." The blonde said "I want to be dumber" The genie said "are you sure." The blonde said "yes I want to be dumber." So the genie said " POOF" and the blonde turned in to a man.
2 2007-08-31
Directions!
The blonde and brunette are tossed off a 50 story building. Who hits the ground first .... the brunette. The blonde has to stop and ask for directions.
2 2007-08-31
Jamaica!
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section. The stewardess tells her she must move to oach because she doesn't have a first class ticket. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm smart and I have a good job and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica." The stewardess gets the head stewardess who asks the woman to leave and she says "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica." The stewardesses don't know what to do because they have to get the rest of the passengers seated to take off, so they get the copilot. The copilot goes up to the blonde and whispers in her ear. She immediately gets up and goes to her seat in the coach section. The head stewardess asks the copilot what he said to get her to move. The copilot replies .... I told her the front half of the airplane wasn't going to Jamaica
2 2007-08-31
Closed for the Winter
Why did the blonde couple freeze to death in their car at a drive in theater .... they went to see "closed for the winter".
2 2007-08-31
An Air Pocket
What do you call 10 blonds tied together at the bottom of the ocean .... an air pocket
2 2007-08-31
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