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Joke: Road Trip to Oz

Former Vice President Dan Quayle, VP Dick Cheney, and President Bill Clinton are traveling by car in Kansas. A tornado comes along and whirls them up into the air and tosses them many miles away. They fall into a daze.

When they come to and extract themselves from the vehicle, they realize they're in the fabled Land of Oz. They decide to go see the famous Wizard of Oz, known for granting people their wishes.

Quayle announces: "I'll ask the Wizard for a brain."

Cheney responds: "I'll ask him for a heart."

Clinton looks around and says: "Where's Dorothy?"


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