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Joke: A Few of Life's Unanswered Questions #1!

** Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

** Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

** Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

** Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

** Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

** Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?


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