Joke: A Few of Life's Unanswered Questions #1!
** Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
** Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
** Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
** Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
** Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
** Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
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