Joke: Trids' Tale!!!
Once upon a time there was a village up in the mountains. And in this village lived the Tibet Refugees Isolated from Danger, or TRIDs. Now, the TRIDs of this village had a problem. There was a giant who lived further up the mountain. Every day at noon, he came down to the village, walked up to a house and knocked on the door. Whoever answered would get kicked. This went on for many years and finally they asked the Rabbi from a nearby town to talk to the giant. As the Rabbi is going up the mountain the giant appears, but for some reason the Rabbi isn't kicked. The Rabbi asked the giant why he didn't kick him and the giant replied, "Silly Rabbi kicks are for TRIDS!"
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