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Joke: Country Boys Go Ice Fishing!!!

Once Earl and Clyde decided to go ice fishing. They were on the ice, chopping away to make a hole to the water, when a voice echoed out of the air and reverberated, "THERE ARE NO FISH IN THAT HOLE."

They were mystified, but decided the voice from the heavens must know what it was talking about, so they moved on to another spot in the ice where they proceeded to start chopping again. And again the voice echoed down from the heavens saying..."THERE ARE NO FISH IN THAT HOLE!"

Earl and Clyde were getting quite disturbed by now, but not to be dissuaded, they moved to yet a third spot and begin chopping again. Again the voice thundered down, and a bit angry sounding this time.... "THERE ARE NO FISH IN THAT HOLE EITHER!"

In frustration, Earl lifted his eyes upward and yelled, "IS THAT YOU, GOD?"

His inquiry was immediately answered, "NO, I'M THE MANAGER OF THE ICE SKATING RINK."


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