Joke: Taking care of the pet rabbit!
I bought my sons a pet rabbit after they promised they would take care of it. As expected, I ended up with the responsibility. Exasperated, one evening I said, "How many times do you think that rabbit would have died if I hadn't looked after it?"
"Once," my 12-year-old son replied.
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