Joke: Secret to a happy marriage!
A husband and wife had been married for 60 years and had no secrets except for one: The woman kept in her closet a shoe box that she forbade her husband from ever opening. But when she was on her deathbed - and with her blessing - he opened the box and found a crocheted doll and $95,000 in cash.
"My mother told me that the secret to a happy marriage was to never argue," she explained. "Instead, I should keep quiet and crochet a doll."
Her husband was touched. Only one doll was in the box - that meant she'd been angry with him only once in 60 years. "But what about all this money?" he asked.
"Oh," she said, "that's the money I made from selling the dolls."
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