Joke: Good to be home!
I returned home from my ninth business trip of the year with a severe bout of jet lag-induced foot-in-mouth disease. As we prepared to go to sleep that night, I wrapped my arms around my better half, gave her a kiss, and announced, "It's good to be in my own bed, with my own wife!"
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