While a woman is keeping vigil beside her husband's deathbed, he says to her, "Before I die, I have something to confess to you."
"Shh, not now," she replies.
"But I need to tell you: I cheated on you," he admits.
"Yes, I know," she replies.
"I need to clear my conscience before I die... "
"Shh," she counters. "Just lie back and let the poison work."
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