Joke: I am plankton! Rules of work #3...
1. If you have special instructions for a job, don't write them down. In fact, save them until the job is almost done. No use confusing me with useful information.
2. Never introduce me to the people you're with. I have no right to know anything. In the corporate food chain, I am plankton. When you refer to them later, my shrewd deductions will identify them.
3. If a job I do pleases you, keep it a secret. If that gets out, it could mean a promotion.
4. Wait until my yearly review and THEN tell me what my goals SHOULD have been. Give me a mediocre performance rating with a cost of living increase. I'm not here for the money anyway.
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