Joke: Five Great Excuses for Falling Asleep at your Desk #1!
1. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
2. "I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands."
3. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"
5. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper again
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