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Joke: President John F. Kennedy Quote #1

"I just received the following wire from my generous Daddy: Dear Jack, Don't buy a single vote more than is necessary. I'll be damned if I'm going to pay for a landslide."

-John F. Kennedy, addressing complaints that his father's money was buying the primary for him.


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