Joke: Economists, and efficient market theory!
Two economists are walking down the street when ones sees a hundred dollar bill and points it out to his friend. "Is that a $100 bill lying in the gutter?"
"No" his friend replies "If it were a $100 bill, someone would have picked it up already."
So they walk on by.
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