Joke: That's one Hard Worker!
1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer,
can always be found
2 hard at work at his desk. He works
3 wasting company time talking to
colleagues. Bob never
4 thinks twice about assisting fellow
employees, and always
5 finishes given assignments on time.
Often he takes extended
6 measures to complete his work,
sometimes skipping coffee
7 breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual
who has absolutely no
8 vanity in spite of his high
accomplishments and profound
9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
10 classed as an asset employee, the
type which cannot be
11 dispensed with. Consequently, I duly
recommend that Bob be
12 promoted to executive management,
and a proposal will be
13 executed as soon as possible.
That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines.
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