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Joke: An atheist in heaven!

An atheist commits suicide and is surprised to find himself in heaven.

"Wow," he says to God, "you know I didn't expect to be here. I'm an atheist and on top of that I thought you're not supposed to go to heaven if you kill yourself."

"No, it's okay," says God. "I've thought about suicide myself."

"Really?" asks the man. "Why?"

"Well," God says, "what if this is all there is?"


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