Joke: Prison vs. Work #3
Just in case you ever got the two mixed up. This should make things a bit more clear...
IN PRISON... you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK... they are called managers.
IN PRISON... all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK... you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON... you spend most of your life looking through bars from inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK... you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON... you get your own toilet.
AT WORK... you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.
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