Joke: The end will be signaled by trumpets!
John the Apostle is writing the Book of Revelation.
He says to God, "So, Lord, the end will be signaled by trumpets?"
God replies, "No... I said Trump/Pence."
John says, "Yeah, trumpets."
God says, "No... oh, never mind. They'll know."
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