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Joke: The week after the resurrection...

It was the week after the resurrection, and disciples were still scattered about Jerusalem and the surrounding villages. John searched high and low for Peter and finally found him still hanging out in the upper room. "Peter, Peter!" he said excitedly. "I have good news and bad news. Which would you rather hear first?"

"By all means give me the good news. We've had enough bad news lately," Peter said.

"The good news is Christ is risen," John said.

"That's great!" said Peter. "Now what's the bad news?"

John, looked around anxiously and said, "Well, He's really steamed about last Friday."


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