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3 Psychic Jokes

Joke: A Few of Life's Unanswered Questions #1!

** Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

** Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

** Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

** Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

** Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

** Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

- The Joker


Joke: A frog calls a psychic

Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with his psychic.

A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"

"No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class."

- The Joker


Joke: Psychics

Why do psychics have to ask for your name?

- The Joker




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