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52 State Jokes

Joke: Silly State Mottos -- Montana!

Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unibomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And Very Little Else

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Joke: Silly State Mottos -- Georgia!

Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism

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Joke: Silly State Mottos -- New York!

New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney...

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Joke: Silly State Mottos -- Connecticut!

Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It...Yet

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Joke: Silly State Mottos -- Oklahoma!

Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing

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Joke: Silly State Mottos -- Rhode Island!

Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island

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Joke: Silly State Mottos -- Louisiana!

Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign

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Joke: Silly State Mottos -- Pennsylvania!

Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal

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Joke: Silly State Mottos -- South Carolina!

South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender

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Joke: Silly State Mottos -- Kansas!

Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States

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Joke: Silly State Mottos -- Colorado!

Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother

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Joke: Silly State Mottos -- Minnesota!

Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

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Joke: Silly State Mottos -- Michigan!

Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians

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Joke: Silly State Mottos -- West Virginia!

West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really!

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Joke: Silly State Mottos -- New Jersey!

New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!

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Joke: Silly State Mottos -- Iowa!

Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn

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Joke: Silly State Mottos -- North Carolina!

North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable

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Joke: Silly State Mottos -- Missouri!

Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

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Joke: Silly State Mottos -- Wyoming!

Wyoming: Where Men Are Men... and the sheep are scared!

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Joke: Silly State Mottos -- California!

California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda

- The Joker


Joke: Sick and tired of blonde jokes!

There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke.

She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, "I've had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals."

One of the guys, of course, said, "I don't believe you. What is the capital of Nevada?"

"N," she answered.

- The Joker


Joke: Silly State Mottos -- Florida!

Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids

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Joke: Silly State Mottos -- Tennessee!

Tennessee: The Educashun State

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Joke: Silly State Mottos -- Washington!

Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!

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Joke: Silly State Mottos -- Virginia!

Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

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Joke: Silly State Mottos -- Idaho!

Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

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Joke: Silly State Mottos -- Arizona!

Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat

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Joke: Silly State Mottos -- South Dakota!

South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota

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Joke: Silly State Mottos -- Arkansas!

Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything

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Joke: Silly State Mottos -- New Mexico!

New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets

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Joke: Silly State Mottos -- Texas!

Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)

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Joke: Silly State Mottos -- Mississippi!

Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

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Joke: Silly State Mottos -- Hawaii!

Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)

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Joke: Silly State Mottos -- Illinois!

Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"

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Joke: Silly State Mottos -- Utah!

Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

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Joke: Silly State Mottos -- Alabama!

Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity

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Joke: Silly State Mottos -- Vermont!

Vermont: We're shaped like a V!

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Joke: Silly State Mottos -- Nebraska!

Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest

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Joke: Silly State Mottos -- New Hampshire!

New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone

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Joke: Silly State Mottos -- Alaska!

Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

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Joke: Silly State Mottos -- Delaware!

Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water

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Joke: Silly State Mottos -- Massachusetts!

Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)

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Joke: Silly State Mottos -- Nevada!

Nevada: Poker!

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Joke: Silly State Mottos -- North Dakota!

North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

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Joke: Silly State Mottos -- Maine!

Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

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Joke: Silly State Mottos -- Maryland!

Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

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Joke: Silly State Mottos -- Wisconsin!

Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese

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Joke: Silly State Mottos -- Oregon!

Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner

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Joke: Silly State Mottos -- Indiana!

Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

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Joke: Silly State Mottos -- Ohio!

Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan

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Joke: Silly State Mottos -- Kentucky!

Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

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Joke: Silly State Mottos -- Washington, D.C.!

Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?

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